It would be a good thing to tell you all about Moriarity, about how his parents were killed by some Amarr slavers, about how his father heroically slaughtered the footsoldiers of the emperor defending his family before being brutally cut down by the emperor’s elite troops.  But the truth is that would be a lie.  Moriarity is nothing more than a pampered good for nothing wimp by Sebiestor standards.  He is also a bit thick.  No-one knows who his father is and no-one cares.

The facts are simple, he won the lottery on Huggar (Pator III) and used his winnings to join the immortal pod pilot class.  When this happened his friends joked that it was likely that Moriarity would forget to upgrade his clone, get shot and forget how to use a toilet, or worse still forget where his ship was.  As we all know, whilst a ship might be safe in a station, that is not what a ship is for!  Something some residents of 0.0 space don’t seem to have figured out.  But perhaps then, there is room for Moriarity after all?

From the beginning Moriarity learned slowly.  He entered the new pilot programme but failed to turn up for most of the classes at the  Republic University School in Malukker because he got a bit sidetracked by the station schematics, some nice looking Caldari pod pilots and a bottle of strong drink.

The white lines labelled “NEW POD PILOTS SCHEME” were lost on him, in fact he barely noticed those as he followed the slim figure of a leather clad Caldari around the station.  Eventually he found himself at the wrong end of the station amongst some seasoned pod pilot veterans of several alliance wars trying to explain how he got there.  Moriarity being Moriarity somehow disarmed them with his absent minded simplicity and they took him under their wings for a short while, promptly got bored and several wedgies later he was kicked out of the club with a brand new nose piercing and an odd looking tattoo on his chin.  They told him it would make him look more exotic.  This hopefully explains the male pole dancer look.

Three weeks later he was still trying to master scanning and gravimetrics.